So that’s what happened to my tomatoes…
So that’s where my tomato seeds went.
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Why, Andriod, Why?
WARNING; The images that you are about to see can be extremely offensive, so you’ll have to hit the jump to see them. The problem with this is that there’s an “Adolf Hitler” theme on the Android Market. Times like this make you sort of appreciate the over-censoring on Apple’s App store.
NO! NO! OH MY GOD NO!
This is so utterly disgusting, I’m throwing up while I write this. Sweet heavens, who would do this to themselves? *gags* Sweet mother of god! *throws up* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vending machines; MORE DEADLY THAN SHARKS!
That, my dear friends is why I don’t buy anything without wearing full body armor and being a little drunk. What am I talking about? I was superman hammered.
I’d punch this guy in the chest.
Ker-pow! BIFF! WA-BAP! That’s a broken Ipad.
This pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton tee sports a slit on the inside for sliding your tablet into, and there’s a window on the front that enables the wearer (or anyone else, for that matter) to fully interact with the tablet without you having to disrobe. Imagine that! Heck, there are even ports for accessing the dock connector and the 3.5mm headphone jack, which certainly helps to justify the otherwise unconscionable $49.95 to $54.95 price tag.
So, $54.95 to basically beg people to punch you in the chest AND break/steal your iPad. Gadgets don’t buy class.
Poopie? No, I don’t want any.
Connocting poopie. That’s a great slogan, since that’s exactly what they do. But, y’know, I’d rather have my poopie flushed down the toilet than connocted.
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