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I’d punch this guy in the chest.

Ker-pow! BIFF! WA-BAP! That’s a broken Ipad.

This pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton tee sports a slit on the inside for sliding your tablet into, and there’s a window on the front that enables the wearer (or anyone else, for that matter) to fully interact with the tablet without you having to disrobe. Imagine that! Heck, there are even ports for accessing the dock connector and the 3.5mm headphone jack, which certainly helps to justify the otherwise unconscionable $49.95 to $54.95 price tag.

So, $54.95 to basically beg people to punch you in the chest AND break/steal your iPad. Gadgets don’t buy class.

2010
07/28
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“Flirting Class” for nerds. What?

Writing the post is gonna make me wanna punch someone in the nuts, and it sure as hell ain’t gonna be my nuts. The Potsdam University (south of Berlin) actually has a class for the computer-related major students so they can learn how to flirt. *punches self in nuts* Damnit…

The 440 students enrolled in the master’s degree course will learn how to write flirtatious text messages and emails, impress people at parties and cope with rejection.
Philip von Senftleben, an author and radio presenter who will teach the course, summed up his job as teaching how to “get someone else’s heart beating fast while yours stays calm.”

The course, which starts next Monday, is part of the social skills section of the IT course and is designed to ease entry into the world of work. Students also learn body language, public-speaking, stress management and presentation skills.

I DO NOT APPROVE! A college course for this? I had to learn how to flirt the old fashioned way, the awkward way, In the backseat of a BMW.

2010
07/21
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